Saw on a gossip site Rihanna wearing a cunt necklace? Is it yours? If so, that’s awesome.
No, no. She had the word cunt engraved on a nameplate like some tacky shit at the mall. My bling is way more deluxe than that.

Answer my question!
Okay.

Who are you thinking of voting for in the 2012 presidential election?
Obama.

Do better looking people have better lives?
Yep.

What’s the best way to apologize?
Oral.

If cocaine could be any other color, what would you make it?
Pink.

you’re a bit of a libertine, aren’t you?
Duh.

What’s your opinion on Mississippi as a whole?
You spelled hole wrong.

My boyfriend and I want to have a threesome. Do you want to join us?
Maybe. Are you hot?