Advice

On taking offense.

Let me guess. Asian female?

What the fuck?! This illustrates your ignorance. What if this person is caucasian, african, mexican, or whatever—you’re going to deliberately label this person right off the bat? Fuck you. The fact that you put the race down in the first place is irrelevant. Fuck you and your preconceived notions. I don’t even care if you answer this; I just want you to know you’re an asshole. Oh yeah, if you can’t guess it, I’m not asian.

Listen, kid. You really need to chill the fuck out.

You can’t go through life this angry or this politically correct. It’s wasted emotion aimed at a ridiculous target. You accomplish nothing with this kind of behavior, except for looking like a whiny little pussy who can’t take a joke.

Sure, I’m an asshole. For fuck sake, kid. It says I’m a raging bitch right there on the box. Did you really think that your letter would do anything other than brighten my day?

It doesn’t matter that your point might be valid. Everyone else thinks that I’m right and you’re wrong because I’m hilarious and I can take a joke. Do you see how that works? There’s a really important lesson here, and once you wrap your head around it you’re going to be so much happier.

Nobody wants to be around someone who’s constantly offended.

Lighten the fuck up.

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