Fun-Sized Advice

On fun sized advice.

is it okay to use addiherol to lose weight .. ?
Sure. Then again, it’s not okay to use drugs you can’t spell.


How do I turn a hook up into a relationship?

How do you turn a hot wing into a chicken dinner?


i think i might be anorexic.

Want a cookie?


where do you draw the line between good skinny and scary anorexic?

I draw the line with a sharpie on your visible ribs.


should i quit smoking?

Yes.


Am I fat?

Yes.


cocaine threesome?

Yes, yes, yes.


Once a cheater, always a cheater?

No. Once a cheater, you always cheated.


Where can I meet nice, interesting girls?

What price range?


what would be a good date? i’m asian. she’s white.

You pay. She drives.


why is the devil in the details?

The devil isn’t really a big picture kinda guy.


my roomate shit on my bed

Change your sheets.


How old are you?

Fuck you, that’s how old.


Have you always had a really well structured sense of intuition?

I knew you were going to ask that.

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