is it okay to use addiherol to lose weight .. ?
Sure. Then again, it’s not okay to use drugs you can’t spell.
How do I turn a hook up into a relationship?
How do you turn a hot wing into a chicken dinner?
i think i might be anorexic.
Want a cookie?
where do you draw the line between good skinny and scary anorexic?
I draw the line with a sharpie on your visible ribs.
should i quit smoking?
Am I fat?
Yes, yes, yes.
Once a cheater, always a cheater?
No. Once a cheater, you always cheated.
Where can I meet nice, interesting girls?
What price range?
what would be a good date? i’m asian. she’s white.
You pay. She drives.
why is the devil in the details?
The devil isn’t really a big picture kinda guy.
my roomate shit on my bed
Change your sheets.
How old are you?
Fuck you, that’s how old.
Have you always had a really well structured sense of intuition?
I knew you were going to ask that.