Fun-Sized Advice

On more fun-sized advice

why do people refuse to admit that sexism is genderless? is it because they’re hopelessly biased?
Whoa there, fucknuts. Sexism isn’t genderless in a patriarchy.

The only male’s who seem sexually interested in me are in serious relationships and looking to cheat, or are over the age of 50. What gives?
It’s not that cheaters and old men are the only ones interested. It’s that you only notice sexual interest when it’s inappropriate. (Also, you don’t know how to use an apostrophe.)

Is sleeping with your teacher morally wrong, even if their not married?
Is it your English teacher? Because you need to learn the difference between “their” and “they’re.”

Confessing feelings to a guy. Good idea, bad idea?
Why are you confessing? What do you want to have happen? If you don’t have quick, rational answers to both questions, it’s a bad idea.

My current job is causing huge anxiety and is eating my soul so I am applying for other jobs. Whats the protocol? Do I tell my current employer that I need out and am looking for other opportunities?

Hell no. Never tell your employer that you’re looking for other opportunities unless you’re in a strong negotiating position for a raise or a promotion. Just find another job and quit. (In that order.)

What should you do after you get fired from your dream job?
Try to get hired by the competition.

Would people be nicer to me if I were thin and pretty?

How the fuck should a person handle having herpes.

Valtrex and diplomacy.

You’re just kinda over blogging advice, aren’t you?
Nah, I just get lazy in the summer.

I sincerely hope your life is wonderful.
It’s a little weird right now, but thanks.


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