“the ignorant fucks who think we were put on the planet to rule over the animals”- Do you think you could elaborate on which sort of person you’re referring to? I never pictured you as a PETA type or anything.

Fuck PETA. They’re just the NRA for puppies. I’m referring to people who take the Book of Genesis literally.

It takes a special kind of asshole to think that mankind holds dominion over every living creature that moves on earth. The only thing we’ve got going for us is a little extra pulp in our frontal lobes.

Don’t ever forget, we’re 98% chimpanzee and 50% banana.