Fun-Sized Advice

On fun sized advice

How do you manage to work full time and still have a personality?
I’m just fucking fabulous like that, I guess.

Should I apply to model naked for Terry Richardson?

Apply to college or for a job, not to be hipster camera meat.

What is your opinion of Glenn Beck?
Like all evil clowns, he probably eats children.

Christ on a cracker! Where do you get off?

Now I’m imagining a party tray of little messiah hors d’oeuvres.

Why do people get married?
Cultural programming.

Should I get a kitten?
No. Get a puppy.

I’m making him wait to fuck me. Bad idea?
Not if it’s your step dad.

how rude is it to say “that it ?” when the guy comes a few minutes in.
Rude. Hilarious. It really depends on your inflection.

What is your favorite insult?
Total fucking indifference.

Is sex boring to you?
Not mine.

when do I stop fucking all my guy friends?
December 21st, 2012

Are the questions we ask anonymous?
Unless you tell me your name, yes.


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