On your most recent advice: if the dude is up on his STD game, he’ll know that pretty much the only way to find out you have herpes is to have an outbreak. Some clinics tell you this, some don’t, but herpes tests aren’t really worth a damn. Most who have herpes will test negative on a blood screen if they’re not having an outbreak at the time. Just fyi.
So, yeah. Sorry. I don’t have herpes and didn’t know this.
I guess our girl will have to wait until her vagina has christmas lights before running her little scam.
Then again, she could just do the right thing and tell him.