What made you want to start giving advice?

I don’t know. I guess I’m just a nosey cunt.

What are your tips for getting into a good college?

Have wealthy parents.

Coke Talk, what would it be like to fuck you?

Oh hey, Tiger Woods.

Are there many differences from you and the girls on The Hills?

Sure. When asked to be on a reality show, I said no.

I think I love you…

Put a ring on it.

what turns you on the most if you don’t mind me asking?

A guy who’s smarter than me.

I’m a little high. I have a question but it sounds so retarded. What do I do?

Puff, puff, give.

what to do when it’s time to go to sleep after a night of partying?

Ambien.

Moving in together yay or nay?

Both.

Virginity. Tell him or fake it?

Both.

why can’t he make me orgasm?

Maybe your pussy is broken.

Nicknames for your tits? Mine are Mary Kate and Ashley.

Snooki and Jwow.

What are you thoughts on psychics?

What are your thoughts on unicorns?

your drug resume?

It’s more of a menu.