How do I get my boyfriend to do kinky shit in bed? He’s already great, but I want to do crazier shit. Thoughts?

Just fucking ask.

If your kink is overly complicated and doesn’t come with instructions, don’t worry. Our generation has the luxury of genre-specific porn to soften up the ground.

Order a niche DVD, and pop it in the next time you two are getting busy. Wait for your flavor of freaky shit to go down, point to the screen, and say, “do that!”

It’s as easy as ordering off a picture menu at McDonald’s.

On a side note, when it comes to tools and toys, be sure and shop together. If he’s the one who’s going to strap, slap, whip, clamp, restrain, insert, or buckle shit in or on to you, he should be a part of picking out the gear.