What happens when “the honeymoon” stage in a relationship is over? When all the fireworks and sparks are gone?

Come on, you’ve been to the 4th of July.

After the fireworks, the smoke clears. The children get bored and wander off looking for something better to do. That’s you.

Of course, you’ll also see a bunch of folks who just sit in their lawn chairs, drink the occasional beer, and gossip about the neighbors. That’s marriage.

Believe me, everyone gets bored after the fireworks. Everyone. At a certain point, it just becomes about whether you’re gonna park your ass in a lawn chair for the evening.