On your first time(s).*

I just lost my virginity for the 9th time. When will guys stop believing that nonsense line?

When you grow up.

* Apparently, someone slapped a question mark onto a Text From Last Night and submitted it to me. Tacky move, people.

It doesn’t bother me that you’re trying to fake me out. I can take a joke. It’s the plagiarism I can’t abide. If you’re gonna bother submitting something bogus, at least have the decency to write it yourself.


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