Jay Z and Beyoncé exploit their own relationship. It might as well be our business what they do in their private lives if they’re offering it to us to buy and admire.

Hell no. Anyone who wears a wedding ring publicly exploits their own relationship. That doesn’t make it any of our damn business. Every last one of us has a public, a private, and a secret life. We would all do well to respect the difference, even for those who are famous.

Jay Z and Beyonce may be the closest thing we have to American royalty, but their fame doesn’t entitle us to their private lives. I know there’s an entire bottom-feeding industry of celebrity gossip that would have you believe otherwise, but TMZ is wrong.

It’s none of our fucking business.