On all you can do.

I recently took my girlfriend’s virginity. Not even 2 minutes after, I called her by someone else’s name while we were talking. For the record, it wasn’t the name of anyone I’ve ever had sex with, dated or even been attracted to (no fantasies, sex dreams,none of it). She’s pissed. What the hell do I do?

Laugh at yourself, because you’re an idiot.


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