On saturday morning cartoons

Why do people listen to you when you’re so full of shit? Anyone can just get the same shit you dole out by asking any random pretentious student at Barnard.

Mmm. Here comes the hate. It’s so predictable and delicious. Love your choice of cultural references, by the way. Barnard? How sassy of you. (I’m so sorry that you didn’t get into your safety school.)

Yeah, I’m in a mood this morning, like maybe I wanna see how many social justice warriors I can get to unfollow me. Come on, who wants to join me for a champagne brunch and watch me check my privilege?


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