Advice

On what I would say.

In Chelsea Handler’s ‘Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang’ she thanks Belvedere Vodka for keeping her sane. They just came out with a terrible ad that jokes about date rape. What would you say to someone who would attempt to say that Chelsea Handler endorses Belvedere Vodka and therefore endorses date rape?

I would say, “Fuck off.”

If that’s not an option, I would explain that their argument is what’s known as a syllogistic fallacy relying on the transitive property of a faulty implication.

If they don’t understand big words, I would tell them that for every Chelsea Handler book they’ve read, they should go read one by Aristotle.

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