Coquette, I need to hear your take on the occupy wall street shit going on right now.

Please. It’s just a bunch of fuzzy-headed antiglobalization dorks loitering around lower Manhattan confusing their own vegan farts for a whiff of revolution.

Those ineffectual douchenozzles wouldn’t know how to jam culture if Robespierre’s ghost showed up at Goldman Sachs with a guillotine.

Call me when there’s blood in the streets and investment bankers are fleeing the country in exile. Until then, don’t bore me with freshman bullshit.