I was pretty surprised to read (on the coquette) that you’re such a fan of fake breasts. Do you have fake tits too? Don’t you think it’s a bit…tacky? Trashy? For someone who seems to advocate being as real as possible with people, what is the appeal of bolted on plastic boobs? I just don’t see the point. They feel awful (I’ve groped a few myself), and to me it just screams “I have no self confidence and am desperate for attention from men”. So, what are your opinions on fake tits, or plastic surgery in general if you like?

What if I told you my friend was getting reconstructive implants after a mastectomy due to breast cancer? What if I told you she was getting a mommy makeover breast lift to restore their original shape? What if I told you she was a Vegas stripper who could earn more money with double D’s?

Each of those examples represent a close friend of mine who got her tits done. They are all beautiful and intelligent women brimming with self-confidence and self-respect.

I’m not a fan of fake breasts, asshole. I’m a fan of the raddest bitches in the universe who make informed decisions to get their tits done. If the women you know with fake tits are tacky and trashy, that’s on you.

Tacky and trashy are value judgments, and frankly, your assumption that a woman’s decision to augment her breast is inherently tied to male attention says more about you than anything else.

With your skanky brand of gender politics, of course you don’t see the point. Fuck you for even suggesting that it has anything to do with what you like to grope.