Advice

On doma

LET’S CELEBRATE

Fuck yeah. I just opened the bottle of Republican tears I’ve kept chilled in the fridge in hopes that this day would come. Mmm, delicious!

In honor of this magnificent and monumental moment in American history, I think I’ll go shopping. I have to get new dresses for the hundred gay weddings I’ll be going to this summer.

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