I’m pregnant but I’m really craving coke. I have been able to stay clean for the first 8 weeks of pregnancy but I can’t help it anymore. Is it okay if I take small sporadic doses and just drink lots of water to flush it out of my system?

No, you asshole. It’s not okay. Check into rehab immediately. Either that or go get an abortion. Actually, feel free to do both. Whatever you do, don’t bring a child into this world if you can’t kick a fucking coke habit.