Fun-Sized Advice

On more fun sized advice

I wish I was famous.

Will you be joining us on this new Google+ thing?

Okay, I’ll give it a try, but if shit gets Facebookish, I’m out.

What do you think about Wendi Deng and the whole pie incident?

Ninja bitches know where their bread is buttered.

rum and coke or white russian?

Grey Goose on the rocks. I don’t waste time with mixers.

Favorite Champagne?

Krug for special occasions and Perrier-Jouët for everyday bubblin’.

Any advice for a young female entreprenuer?

Learn how to spell entrepreneur.

You are a product of power relations.

You are a product of sociology classes.

How can you tell they’re republicans?

Democrats take off their wedding rings.

I can’t decide if I want to major in something totally humanitarian or high culture.. It’s hard to tell which one is a phase.

The phase is thinking anyone gives a shit about your major.

Your search function is really broken.

It’s tumblr. Their search function has always been a shit show. Whoever fixes that mess deserves a million blowjobs.


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