Advice

On weed and a pussy.

Okay, I’ve got a down and dirty drug deal etiquette question. I live in Las Vegas and went and got myself weed legal in Venice Beach. I drive down there every 2 months or so with another friend, we split gas and pick up our “medicine.”  We don’t buy it to sell, just personal use. Well, we have another friend that wants to buy off of us or have us pick up for her.

Here’s the problem, we get our full 8 ounces we can legally to last us for the 2 months and if we sell any to her (she’ll typically want two ounces throughout the month) it means we have to go back sooner, more gas money, and more schedule smashing to plan a trip back sooner than expected. I don’t want to resent my friend but feel like she should just save up the money to get legal so she can come with us because I am getting irritated with her guilt tripping me into selling her my stash.

She doesn’t offer gas money, she didn’t have to spend the $100 to get legal, and she expects us to give it to her for what we paid. How do I tell her I don’t want to sell to her anymore without sounding like a total selfish douche?

Dude, quit being a pussy and just tell the bitch no.

Say it with me, “No, bitch.” See how easy that is?

You are not obligated to sell to her out of your personal stash, nor are you being a selfish douche for suggesting an elegant solution that will benefit everyone. You just need to sack up and tell her what you think.

It’s a hundred bucks for her to get legal. Tell her to suck half a dick and pony up for her own damn prescription. She can join you on your next road trip, and all three of you can get an extra eight ounces.

This isn’t hard. Just don’t be such a pushover.

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