On life’s little mysteries.

Why the fuck is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer? I mean, I know they make those side to side ones that have them, but I’m talking traditional old frig/freezer combos, stacked.

Please, please answer this question. I have a bet with my dog and if he wins another one I’m going to have to reconsider living.

There are no lights in freezers for the same reason that there are no seat belts in school buses.

Back in 1954, a closeted homosexual with a buzz cut and an engineering degree sat in front of a drawing board at GE and decided to fuck the world.

Tell your dog to pay up.


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