Damn, Coke Talk, when you wrote that you were writing a book, I didn’t know you meant a dorky novelty tome. Dare I say that you’re better than that? Ugh, I’m just surprised is all.
Eh, hopefully it sells. Hopefully you’ll write something else. For the love of God, hopefully you’ll write something else.
I appreciate that you give a fuck, but back up off my nuts.
Of course I’ll write something else. I’ll write all kinds of shit. Hell, I’m just getting warmed up over here. In the meantime, I wrote a silly little gift book. Who gives a fuck? It’s a paperback appetizer, a blog-to-book amuse-bouche.
If it’s too sweet, spit it out and wait for something more savory.