Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

What’s the difference between trendy and modern?
Modern describes a period of time. Trendy describes a level of status.

Are we born with a conscience?
Nope. Our consciences (or lack thereof) emerge in early childhood and continue to develop well into adulthood.

As artists, do we lose our ability to be inspired (and are therefore less creative) as we age?

Ha! No. Your creative output isn’t tied to your youthful ability to be inspired. Quit being mystified by the process and do the fucking work.

Can you still watch porn and be a feminist?
Of course. You can star in porn and still be a feminist.

My boyfriend and I are seriously considering robbing a gas station or two. We’re desperate. Any advice/empathy/stuff?
Don’t be silly. A well planned residential burglary will net far more cash and fenceable goods with far less risk than any gas station robbery.

Any advice for a shit out of luck, confused, almost 21-year-old girl who is still trying to figure out her own beliefs, ideologies, and life in general?
Don’t let anybody fuck you — spiritually, mentally, emotionally, or physically. Whether it’s religion, ideology, shame, or a penis, don’t let anyone put anything inside you without thinking about it first and then making up your own mind.

He makes six figures. I’m a student with no income. I had to get an abortion (very hard, I’m pro-choice but come from a religious background) and he only paid for half. Is it wrong that it bothers me?
It should bother you. It speaks volumes about his lack of character and how little he values what you had to go through. Demand he pay for the other half, and then cut him out of your life completely.

Do you hate white people?
No, I don’t hate white people. I hate cultural hegemony, and you can’t tell the difference.

What about Bill Cosby??
To quote Hannibal Buress, “Fuck Bill Cosby.”

What’s your favorite sandwich?
The Godmother from Bay Cities Deli


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