I’m pro choice and one of my best friends is pro life. I’m fine with people having their own opinion on things but he takes his too far. He calles me a baby killer and if I ever become pregnant I’ll just abort all my babies.
He thinks he’s being funny and I’ve expressed multiple times that he isn’t but he won’t listen.
How do I get him to stop saying things like that?
Next time he mouths off, pick whichever one of these lines that feels most appropriate:
1. “According to your retarded bible logic, every time you jerk off in the shower you’re guilty of a dead baby holocaust.”
2. “Jesus would slap you like a little bitch for teasing me about abortion.”
3. “God just told me that he made your penis a little bit smaller. I didn’t even ask him to do it. God just thinks that kind of thing is hilarious.”