Fun-Sized Advice

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Threesome with an ex and his new girlfriend: hot or stupid?

What is the weirdest thing you have ever snorted coke off of?

Why do you think in general, us gay men are so promiscuous?

Why do most people take life so seriously?

Thoughts on Kreayshawn?
She is the human equivalent of a fake ID.

how do i make a long relationship start being more fun again?
Become swingers.

Thoughts and feelings on nipple tassels?
Every time I see them I think, “Oh look, her boobs just graduated from college.”

Is it more important to be respected or loved?
Important to whom?

I vaguely remember reading that you masturbate every day. Girl! How could you possibly have time for this?
You vaguely remember reading that? Were you reading Vague Magazine?

Now that’s its supposedly made its way to LA, what’s your take on all this levamisol talk?
Yesterday, I saw a billboard advertising 50 Chicken McNuggets for $9.99. This town has bigger problems than cocaine additives, is all I’m sayin’.

i think i have you all figured out.
I bet you think strippers really like you too.


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