Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

If nothing matters why do I have to live by the rules? Why should I do anything I don’t want to do?
Because your actions have consequences. You don’t have to live by the rules. You don’t have to do anything at all, but your life will become a miserable shit storm if you don’t learn how to play along.

Is ted cruz a genius or just deluded?
Ted Cruz is a man with a high IQ who uses it for evil because of a delusional belief system.

Is polyamorous a sexual orientation?
Polyamorous is a relationship preference. Polysexual is an orientation.

How do you know multiple sex workers well since your not in the business?
Do you think that all sex workers live in a magical whore house in the sky? They walk among us, my friend. It ain’t that big a deal.

Why am I sick of you even though I love you?
Because we’re in a long term relationship.

Settle a bet my friend’s and I have about you: vanilla, dominant, submissive, or switch. My money’s on switch.
You won the bet.

Will there ever be a Disney movie with a gay protagonist?
You obviously haven’t been watching closely enough.

What is your favourite element in the periodic table?

Is this the first generation of daughters holding their mothers accountable?
Ha! No. This is the first generation with the internet. Other than that, it’s all pretty much the same.

Why am I still determining my self-worth though men’s sexual interest?
Because you don’t believe you bring anything to the table other than the ass you put in the chair.


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