While we’re on the subject… London?

London is Narnia. Everybody there either went to Hogwarts or is some kind of chimney sweep. I mean, come on. They still have Kings and Queens and shit. How fucking ridiculous is that?

I dunno. I’ve spent enough time in London to know it’s not actually a magical place, but if a real live fucking goblin ever popped out from under a bridge and started quoting Monty Python at me, I honestly wouldn’t be all that surprised.