Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

What’s the difference between yearn and crave? How do I know when I yearn or crave for something?
To yearn is emotional. To crave is physiological. A yearning is satisfied through feelings while a craving is satisfied through the senses.

I always hear the term ‘man-child’ thrown around, but I’d like to know your definition. What’s my litmus test to spot undercover, underdeveloped douchebags?
A man-child refuses to take personal responsibility. That’s his defining characteristic. Look for a consistent “it’s not my fault” attitude or inability to apologize. That’s always a reliable litmus test.

How do I reconcile my atheism with my spirituality?
You don’t need a supernatural god to hold the mysteries of the universe sacred.

Why am I so incredibly sexually attracted to people with whom I have nothing in common?
Because sexual attraction has nothing to do with compatibility. (And that’s perfectly okay. You don’t have to form attachments to the people you fuck.)

everything is doing better than ever but still feels bleak.
Then you’re fucked, because better than ever is as good as it gets.

What do you do when you can’t fall asleep?
This. Also Xanax.

If I sent you question around two months ago and haven’t received an answer yet, is it safe to assume that it’ll never be answered?
Yeah, but if it’s still relevant, feel free to ask again.


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