Should I go indoor tanning while pregnant, or will that harm the baby?

Wow. Really? It’s a tanning bed, not a microwave.

Also, if you thought there was an actual risk to your baby, wouldn’t this be the kind of stupid question you should ask your doctor instead of some party girl on the internet? You have a doctor, right?

Ugh. Fifty bucks says you’ve already referred to your fetus as Snooki.