On religious people always managing to fuck things up.

hey bitch! What’s your take on religion and would you consider yourself a religious whore or a spiritual being?

Wow. You know how in movies when an awkward dad tries to sound hip for his teenage kids by using their slang in some wildly inappropriate way that makes everyone cringe?

That’s pretty much what’s happening here.

A quick lesson: when using the word “whore” for self-deprecating comic effect, the modifier must be a noun, never an adjective.

A “religion whore” is a chick who gets off on religion,  whereas a “religious whore” is a christian prostitute.

I am neither.


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