Fun-Sized Advice

On more fun sized advice

W.W.C.T.D? Use Blackberry or iPhone?
Both. Gotta keep work and play separate.

You talk a lot about having fun. Where do you draw the line?
Country music.

just washed down my antidepressant with the little bit of semen left in my mouth. thought of you.
How lovely, and just in time for Father’s Day!

I don’t think there’s much wrong with someone being a “slut”, would you agree?
Congratulations on being the first dude to creep me out with nothing but a pair of quotation marks.

Is it wrong to date your cousin’s husband’s cousin?
Only if you cousin’s husband is also your brother, and if that were the case, I doubt you’d bother asking.

You’re censored by the Chinese government. Fuck yeah.
It’s nothing to celebrate. Fuck the PRC.

Is going to a music festival on your own tragic?
Hell no. Rock out. Make new friends.

What happened to your readers? They all became whiny 22 year old cunts.
It’s graduation season. This is what happens.

How do you tell a guy you just started dating that you would rather just have anal without coming across like a weird horndog?

Use your words, darling. Just look him in the eye and say, “I like it in the ass.” Don’t be bashful.

What are your thoughts on an open relationship in college? How can I be more open to the idea itself? His idea, not mine.
It can’t just be his idea. It has to be yours too. You both have to want it, or it’s gonna end in disaster. Be honest with yourself. If you know you don’t want it, don’t put up with it. If he can’t handle that, go your separate ways.


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