Advice

On delicious hate

stop unsolicitedly talking about how much you work, how hard you work blah blah blah. pretending whatever bullshitty entertainment industry hobnobbing you do is so impossibly back-breaking is just as much posturing as that Bon Iver dude acting all precious and self-righteous in his acceptance speech.

Your hate is warm and frothy. I want a barista to pour your hate over a double shot of espresso, finish it off with a little heart design, and serve me up a fresh cup of haterccino.

Mmm, delicious.

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