Fun-Sized Advice

On more fun sized advice.

do you even use the questions of other people or do you make them up yourself?
I’ve never made up a single question.

what’s the protocol for behavior after sucking a guys dick then catching unmutual feelings?


What would you recommend as the most graceful reaction to waking up to your friends having sex next to you?

Join in.

Lennon or McCartney?


Your thoughts on Lana del Rey?

I’d like to watch a grainy Super 8 film where Hope Sandoval and Tori Amos take turns punching her in the throat.

Sometimes I worry about what my taste in porn says about me as a person.

How do you think the porn stars feel?

Is it possible to be a feminist and still wear high heels and makeup? I just can’t seem to merge the two.

That’s because you don’t understand feminism, and you aren’t comfortable in your own skin.

What’s greater than God, more evil then the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you’ll die?

Grinning idiots like to say “nothing,” but a far superior answer is “my pussy.”


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