How do I deal with homophobic religious people?
The same way you deal with other retarded people.

im 14 and pregnant my bfs 15 what should i do?
Get an abortion, like yesterday.

Why is everything so boring?
Because you are so boring.

Why am I not dead?
Don’t worry. You will be.

What does it take for me to get him back?
Nothing but your dignity.

What are your all-time favourite cigarettes?
The ones I share at four in the morning.

What do you think of teenagers that act like they’re in their 20s?
It’s better than twenty-somethings acting like teenagers.

Would you ever have a water birth?
You know I hate screaming kids at the pool.

How much does coke cost? I want to try some.
An excellent question for your coke dealer.

Is cum good for you skin?
Sure, sure. It’s skin cream. It’s hair gel. It’s a protein rich hangover cure.

Is anal sex a turn on for guys?
Whose ass are we talking about?

Gold or Silver?
Platinum, bitch.