Is it okay to start drinking strawberry and lime cider at half 9 in the morning because im bored?
Strawberry and lime cider? Am I big in Sweden or something? Are you fucking twelve?
If you’re going to get hammered for breakfast, at least have the dignity to do it with real alcohol. Whiskey. Vodka. Beer if you must.
Unless you’re poolside with Truman Capote, no self-respecting day drinker would ever tie one on with a fizzy drink where more than one fruit is involved.