On secret identity

Do you wonder whether this “rando lawyer” who apparently has paid a lot of attention to your blog will see your recent fun sized advice and deduce your true identity? ¬†Bruce Wayne has to deal with this shit all the time, and now so do you.

Nope. Lord knows how many times he busted out that line in front of a group. Even if it was just the once, at best, he has a hazy memory of some girls he was trying to impress, none of whom he knew, and any one of us it could have been.

Besides, do you have any idea how many letters I’ve gotten from guys either trying to confirm or being dead-to-rights sure that they were that lawyer? Apparently, that shit is highly quotable.

Bruce Wayne ain’t got shit on me.


One thought on “On secret identity

  1. Chris says:

    The great thing about that lawyer is that if someone googles “Dear Coquette Identity” (I’ve heard) this post comes up. So someone who comes across the site and says, ‘who is this person?’ will just be back in the archives.

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