Hope all is well! I am reaching out to you today on behalf of the Digital Department at Starworks Group. We are currently updating our Blogger Outreach Database and would love to get the most up-to-date statistics from your website/blog. If available, could you please send through a media/press kit for us to keep on file, in addition to your monthly uniques and total pageview numbers. Once you provide us with this information, we can easily reference your site when pitching new business and current clients for blogger partnerships.
Digital Media Intern
Dear Starworks Group,
Why yes, all is well. Thank you so much for asking, and of course, I’d be happy to provide you with the most up-to-date statistics from my website/blog.
My monthly uniques are eleventy billion, and my total pageviews are infinity times infinity. As for a media/press kit, may I refer you to Google, where I welcome you to type in the name of my website/blog and then hit enter.
If your Digital Department needs any additional information for your Blogger Outreach Database, feel free to send your Digital Media Intern on down to my place of business with a speculum and some petroleum jelly for a thorough examination of my private affairs.
In the meantime, if any of your clients are interested in a brand partnership with my website/blog, just have Alana Varel shoot me a quick e-mail. She knows how to reach me.
Thank you for your warm and thoughtful letter.
Yours in a database,