On bad ideas.

I’m a seventeen year old bisexual guy. I’ve only ever been with girls, and I’m not ready to be “out” yet. I’ve been having strong urges for guys lately. Is there anything you can suggest? I’m frustrated.

Gee, sport. I’m sorry to hear that high school pussy just ain’t cutting it for you.

Until you’re ready to man up and embrace your bisexuality, I’m afraid your only options are of the skanky and anonymous variety. The most obvious poor life choice available to a closeted bi-curious teenage boy is Craigslist.

You can just hop online and cruise for meth-fueled man love any time of the day or night. I’m sure if you post the above question word-for-word, you’ll be knee deep in strange cock and by sundown.

Go get ‘em, tiger.


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