You’ve given a lot of good advice about threesomes, but mostly regarding girls having them with a heterosexual couple.  What are your thoughts about a woman having a threesome with two men?

Fucking two men at the same time can be a lot of fun, but unless you hang out with a bunch of swingers, that kind of trio is harder to get started than you’d think. You’d be surprised how rare it is for a pair of straight dudes to be comfortable enough to double up on a girl and not freak out if their balls accidentally slap together. I imagine it’s easier with not-so-straight guys, but man-on-man action isn’t my thing. I prefer being the center of attention rather than the vagina in the room that keeps everyone bisexual on a technicality.

If you do find two guys willing and able to sex you up at the same time, odds are they already know each other pretty well, so fair warning — it’s highly likely at some point during the threesome they will either fist bump or high five each other. Try not to take this the wrong way. It’s a sign things are going well.

Feel free to get creative, and don’t be afraid to ask for what you want. If you feel like getting DP’d, just remember, let the guy with the smaller dick be the one to fuck you in the ass. Trust me, it’s easier for everyone that way.