I’m scared that if I stop hating myself, I’ll have nothing left.
No you’re not. You’re scared that you might be normal.
Is horoscope bullshit?
Total and complete.
What if I’m in my twenties and would rather meet new people in the physical world than through Tinder or Bumble or whatever?
Um, you do meet new people in the physical world. The apps are just an initial screening process that eliminate 95% of the bullshit.
What does he mean when he says he’s never free, but always available?
It means he’s not funny.
I’m powering through The West Wing (Literally. 3 seasons in less than 3 weeks) Do I even bother after season 4? I don’t want to leave these characters.
Don’t be a Sorkin snob. It’s all wonderful.
When have I crossed the line from being forgiving to being a doormat?
At the moment you’ve lost your dignity.
How do you break up with someone who essentially has nothing wrong with him, it’s just that he wants to get serious and I don’t?
The same way you break-up with anyone. (Hopefully that means you do it quickly with respect and mercy.)
Why can’t Americans get their shit together when it comes to gun violence? (Serious question.)
Because of the 2nd Amendment. (Serious answer.)
How do you keep yourself open to relationships with the knowledge that they will all inevitably end?
Your question doesn’t even make sense to me. It’s like asking why I stay alive with the knowledge that I’ll eventually die.
Are you a socialist?
Are you a reductionist?
Have you ever belonged to a country club?
Nope. I do like my clubs private, but not so much with the country.
About what percentage of your income comes from this gig?