I’m in college, haven’t had an orgasm yet, and want to get a vibrator so I can work on fixing that. Tips on choosing one? Brands, styles, how do I know I’m paying a reasonable price for reasonable quality?

I could ramble on about shopping for sex toys, but it sounds like you want to get down to the nitty gritty.

All you need to do is visit freddyandeddy.com. Look no further than their section dedicated to vibrator reviews.

The site is run by two friends of mine, a couple named Ian and Alicia. They’re two of the loveliest people you could ever meet, and I’ve been a loyal customer of theirs for years.

They’re like the Consumer Reports of sex toys. They’ve plowed through mountains of adult products to find the very best stuff. They try everything out themselves and write detailed, informative reviews so you really know what you’re buying.

They refuse to sell cheaply made crap, so regardless of the cost, anything you buy from them is going to be quality.

Don’t be afraid to give them a call. Just ask for Alicia, and feel free to let her know what you’re looking for and why. I promise she’ll prove more helpful than you could possibly imagine.

Best of luck with that orgasm!