Hello, I am in urgent need of counseling. I baked some lovely cupcakes and brought them over to an office party one day. I saw out of the corner of my eye a colleague of mines named Carol spit it out into a napkin and make a disgusted face. When I confronted her, she just smiled and said they were good. But I know she was lying. Now I am extremely depressed; I have not been to work for days and now I feel the need to suicide. I take several doses of Cymbalta a day, but I just keep getting more and more depressed. What do you suggest I do?

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