would you rather have a time machine or a mountain of blow?
— alex d.
I think the feds asked John DeLorean the same question back in the 80s. As I recall, he didn’t give the right answer.
Author Archives: CQ
On fur lining.
Tacky or not: Big coat with fur lining, Kate Hudson in Almost Famous style.
— penny lane
Not tacky. Fabulous.
On identity
I’m with you on this: “Truth be told, I find that people who build their identity around any external institution — be it a sports team, a religion, or an alternative lifestyle — are weak minded and lack personality.”
But HELLO. You identify as an “LA Party Girl”. Your institution, as it were, is…well…drugs.
Sorry, but that seems just slightly hypocritical.
I still love you, though.
— Kris
Having an identity is not the same thing as identifying via an external institution, and drugs are no more an institution than the war on drugs is an actual war. It’s not like I belong to a gang called the “LA Party Girls.”
I have my own style. I have my own world view. I have my own moral code. Sure, this blog has a theme, but don’t confuse a literary device for a personal creed. The difference between me and your average bible-thumping blogger is that I don’t have to ask what Jesus would do. I think for myself.
On the keystone state.
would you relocate to harrisburg pa to settle down and stop torturing your nostrils for a life of great sex and free dj mixes? much love,
— dj jason forest
I already have a life of great sex and free DJ mixes, and no amount of Hershey’s Chocolate or hot Amish guys could get me to move to Pennsylvania. (Thanks for the offer, though.)
On fantasy blow buddies.
If you could have a little fun and do some blow with anyone, who would it be?
— Susie Lou
President Obama! Are you kidding me? How much fun would it be to do a line of blow off the entire length of his cock?!
On polyamory
So, you’re into the whole polyamory thing. It’s something I also find interesting, though because of my virginstatus (I’m a late bloomer, college student) , I can’t tell you I whole heartedly agree. I’ve seen marriages in my family fall apart, several times related to cheating. Do you agree with polyfidelty? To me, that sounds like a hidden form of monogamy. Sorry if I’m off here, just tell me if I completely failed and you’re into traditional swinging.
— juan t.
No. I am not into the whole polyamory thing. That’s a politically correct label assigned to an elitist subculture dominated by creepy neo-hippies who aren’t charismatic enough to become fully-fledged cult leaders. And polyfidelity? I had to google that ridiculous shit.
People who need to “identify” via their sexuality annoy me. Truth be told, I find that people who build their identity around any external institution — be it a sports team, a religion, or an alternative lifestyle — are weak minded and lack personality.
Can’t it just be enough that I enjoy getting fucked by fun and interesting people?
On my television shows.
Hello, your blog is lovely and humorous. Its even funnier when people get upset over it (like miss too many question marks kid) Anyway, what shows do you watch? I feel like you’d be a Sex and The City lover, but i could be wrong.
— Lucy Skies
Okay. I’ll admit it. I’ve seen every episode of Sex and the City several times. What can I say? That show came along and dominated the zeitgeist of my early twenties.
These days, I can turn on Bravo pretty much any hour of the day and not have to change the channel, especially now that Top Chef is into its new season.
If I’m in the mood for top-shelf television, I’ll flip over to Showtime. Nurse Jackie is my favorite new show. Weeds is great, and I can’t wait for Californication and Dexter to start back up later this month.
On acetone.
Having only done cocaine 4-5 times, I was curious to know if it would be wise to do an acetone wash to cut out all of the adulterants in my coke. I have no tolerance for coke, so I didn’t know if the purity of it would be too much to handle, even though I believe I’ve read before that cocaine overdoses aren’t as common as anti-drug advocates like to say. Sorry if this post comes off as ignorant, but I would rather do my stuff responsibly than put myself into a bad situation. Thanks
— Dan
First of all dude, I’m a party girl from LA — acetone if for removing fingernail polish, not getting all Mr. Wizard with my stash. How ‘bout you find a dealer with better shit?
Secondly, if you don’t have any tolerance for a chemical, why are you doing it? Weed turns me into a paranoid little spider monkey — so you know what? I don’t smoke it!
On coke cock.
I like coke on the tip of my cock and alot of sucking and slobbering to polish it off. Any other recommendations?
— Diego
Recommendations? For what — more cures for premature ejaculation? Not to burst your bubble here, Diego, but if she takes the time to spread it around the tip of your cock, she’s probably trying to numb you up to keep you from cumming too soon. Classic old-school party girl trick.
On addiction.
Are you addicted to coke?
— Hannah
Nope — sing it with me, kids: “Drug use is not the same as drug abuse!”