All the Past Advice

On a real asshole ~ On misogynistic hate speech ~ On being terminated ~ On black market economics ~ On a sheltered twit ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On bad dating advice ~ On a crush junkie ~ On cigars of shame throughout history ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On cigars of shame ~ On playing chess in the desert ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On timing ~ On dating an addict ~ On robin williams ~ On staying emotionally paralyzed ~ On someone better ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On criticizing israel ~ On mutual needs and compatibility ~ On seeing forever at twenty ~ On my tone again ~ On my tone ~ On people against feminism ~ On a jealous boyfriend ~ On newfound confidence ~ On religion in general ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On picking your battles ~ On a proper goodbye ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On not wanting to fight ~ On abusing generosity ~ On the way things are ~ On how you’re doing ~ On getting a cat together ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On statistical claims ~ On being the adult ~ On peace in the middle east ~ On tolerating idiots ~ On secret lives ~ On private lives ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On feminists and vegans ~ On a good person ~ On basic skullduggary ~ On the coquette troll ~ On getting into hotel rooftop pools ~ On the gender of your neighbor’s baby ~ On an open marriage full of lies ~ On the methods to my madness ~ On priggish killjoys ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On why this shit infuriates me ~ On setting emotional boundaries ~ On not playing the victim ~ On strip club expectations ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On fancy fuck buddies ~ On tough shit ~ On caffeine and cocaine ~ On compassion vs altruism ~ On kind, good, and nice ~ On long-term and long-distance ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On trigger warnings ~ On making a difference ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On basic fucking morality ~ On the subtleties of betrayal ~ On surrounding yourself with good people ~ On advice for the ages ~ On street harassment ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On the future of your relationships ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On why she’s lying ~ On an easy one ~ On doing what needs to be done ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On living in sin ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On the helpseeking experiences of men ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On the edges of relationships ~ On conscious uncoupling ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On after she finally left him ~ On brutal fucking truth ~ On irony and empty gestures ~ On a capitalism reading list ~ On calling it a day ~ On the peace corps ~ On mixing friendships and relationships ~ On why art school kids are annoying ~ On the ripple effect ~ On finding a balance ~ On fighting it and winning ~ On pressure to have kids ~ On your silly crushes ~ On a fellow advice giver ~ On getting what you wished for ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On taking it up the ass ~ On six californias ~ On a joint bank account ~ On platonic versus romantic ~ On grief ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On panicking ~ On family boundaries ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On your average penis ~ On posting an image ~ On being penetrated ~ On misandry ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a relationship crossroads ~ On the sochi olympics ~ On breaking up a half hour ago ~ On breaking up in half an hour ~ On woody ~ On girls ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On lesbian bed death ~ On a little perspective ~ On the myth of a better financial position ~ On macklemore ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On cutting ties ~ On saturday morning cartoons ~ On pronoun police ~ On missing the point ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a creep ~ On an escort’s integrity ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On shaming an aggressive drunk ~ On sensistivity ~ On emotional currency ~ On overusing apologies ~ On living forever ~ On spontaneous weekenders ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On your best interest ~ On teenage relationship tips ~ On the girl who’s fighting it ~ On rape culture ~ On fighting it ~ On finishing what you start ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On basic fucking economics ~ On an actual fucking diva ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On hiding money from a reckless spender ~ On the metamorphosis of a douchebag ~ On my favorite kind of comments ~ On a cynic ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On just saying fuck it ~ On religion in the bedroom ~ On the weather in dallas ~ On shallow relationships ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On after he beats you ~ On sex club protocol ~ On katy perry ~ On another hemisphere ~ On women ruling the world ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On writing your book ~ On supporting your children ~ On achieving your stupid fantasies ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On movies that make me cry ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On making your bed ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On your nazi acquaintances ~ On exploitation ~ On running a business ~ On grand theft auto ~ On lily allen’s white privilege ~ On even more cities ~ On a few more cities ~ On some other cities ~ On maine ~ On detroit ~ On minneapolis ~ On london ~ On san francisco ~ On chicago ~ On moving to new york ~ On why everyone at work hates you ~ On veterans day ~ On flirting ~ On the boss’s wife ~ On a proportional response ~ On every first-time columnist ever ~ On a doctor or a doctorate ~ On the audience ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On the limits of knowledge ~ On dealing with assholes ~ On parents paying the rent ~ On moving the fuck on already ~ On dating a loser ~ On the anonymity of submissions ~ On the slow process of healing ~ On the biebs in brazil ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On your screaming kid ~ On coming from money ~ On a (not so) disturbingly particular fetish ~ On a disturbingly particular fetish ~ On a bunch of dicks ~ On being unreasonable ~ On the cost of gun ownership ~ On gun control ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On airport shooting anxiety ~ On getting kissed right ~ On candy corn ~ On fun sized advice ~ On supersymmetry ~ On the minimum wage (again) ~ On the minimum wage ~ On three easy ones ~ On telling him what you want ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On perspective ~ On context ~ On a cum slut ~ On calling the cops ~ On getting the fuck out ~ On being dumped ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a dick tease ~ On questioning everything ~ On all that matters ~ On a solitary birthday ~ On a jealous boyfriend ~ On meaninglessness ~ On things made by women ~ On fun-sized bullshit ~ On loaning money to friends ~ On a bugatti ~ On working hard enough ~ On work bitch ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On selfies vs self-portraits ~ On losing your phone ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On inevitability ~ On marrying a cheater ~ On reflections ~ On selfies ~ On choosing my words ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On miley’s hair ~ On changing your hair ~ On cheap and lazy ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On being easy ~ On influence ~ On banging without a bible ~ On nationalistic pride ~ On a bunch of books ~ On a dozen years later ~ On a survivor not a victim ~ On being spineless over a skull ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a pregnant teenager ~ On the harm in flirtation ~ On dad’s ashley madison profile ~ On a pregnant teenager ~ On syria ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On four years as the other woman ~ On telling him to fuck off ~ On music for a broken heart ~ On taking criticism ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a catch-22 ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On an easy one ~ On the guy who’s done fucking you ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On inherent flaws ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On fun sized-advice ~ On getting serious ~ On agreeing to disagree ~ On guilt and racism ~ On the verdict ~ On owing sex ~ On intrusive thoughts ~ On debt for a degree ~ On growing beyond this ~ On fun sized advice ~ On a semantic fight ~ On being wrong about reverse racism ~ On your first paycheck ~ On reverse racism ~ On breaking up ~ On standing your ground ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On being the predator instead of being the prey ~ On loving the sinner ~ On college ~ On giving another douche slap ~ On giving a basic douche slap ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On globetrotting ~ On blurred lines ~ On miley’s video ~ On blogger outreach ~ On kale chips ~ On founding fathers ~ On democracy in action ~ On bringing in an expert ~ On why exes aren’t friends ~ On doma ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a reasonable response ~ On the grind ~ On taking a break ~ On breaking up ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On the sale of tumblr ~ On a road trip ~ On being clueless ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On the painfully obvious ~ On vague existential threats ~ On spiritual paralysis ~ On money or fame ~ On working on it ~ On ann coulter ~ On boy bands ~ On fun sized advice ~ On dmt ~ On the real thing ~ On simple math ~ On fun sized advice ~ On the bombings ~ On three responses ~ On fun sized advice ~ On boobs versus rubes ~ On justice versus order ~ On three assholes ~ On new drugs and an old hippie ~ On fun sized advice ~ On getting bitch-slapped by a lacrosse player ~ On the oldest profession ~ On prying family ~ On a tough choice ~ On homophones ~ On an asshole ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On putting a ring on it ~ On a major life decision ~ On innocence ~ On being a martyr ~ On existential horror ~ On the law of attraction ~ On the secret ~ On winning ~ On your mom’s issues ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On where your relationship is going ~ On a very elaborate suicide ~ On the rage of the average joe ~ On the black friend ~ On white teenage girls ~ On answers out there ~ On story ideas ~ On ruining the sheets ~ On fun sized advice ~ On rejecting an older man ~ On being a dj groupie ~ On real haiku ~ On haiku ~ On a monumental mistake ~ On not dragging things out ~ On not sex advice ~ On college girls (again) ~ On college girls ~ On a hopeless cause ~ On what’s a girl to do ~ On an age gap of four decades ~ On wasting everybody’s time ~ On my absence ~ On burnt out and down ~ On uncertainty ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a hipster doofus ~ On shaking things up ~ On poor life decisions ~ On your ex’s horny friends ~ On a clever response ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On guilt and shame ~ On being respectful, patient, and thankful ~ On being an asshole ~ On house rules and holiday politics ~ On the “kill the gays” bill ~ On tears of impotent rage ~ On painfully obvious answers ~ On striking a nerve ~ On red state respect ~ On prop 34 ~ On prop 37 ~ On being straightforward ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On your past ~ On being undecided ~ On wanting to live ~ On dating a man child ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On life choices ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On tomorrow’s abortion ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On a treacherous, condescending bitch ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On goal-oriented dating ~ On being gone ~ On how you look at it ~ On nice guy syndrome ~ On fun sized advice ~ On beginnings and endings ~ On more red state mail ~ On shameless self-promotion ~ On coming off as a typical retarded liberal ~ On red state mail ~ On the little things ~ On change ~ On breaking it down ~ On politicians ~ On something meaningful ~ On writing something else ~ On the worst kind of girl ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On heroic melancholy ~ On imminent divorce ~ On plus-ones ~ On my new column ~ On discussions with idiots ~ On assholes, endings, and identity ~ On a loose translation ~ On taking a joke ~ On speaking from experience ~ On not an asshole ~ On an asshole ~ On my search box ~ On healthy cynicism ~ On fun sized advice ~ On figuring it all out ~ On putting up with a narcissist ~ On what’s wrong with you ~ On wedding season ~ On debate ~ On coquettiquette ~ On a coke and a smile ~ On letting it be okay ~ On saying whatever the hell i want ~ On anger, jealousy, and envy ~ On fun sized advice ~ On not getting hit on ~ On a lazy idiot ~ On apologies, age differences, and letting go ~ On moving on and not needing to ~ On a sociopath ~ On red flags and open relationships ~ On fun sized advice ~ On kicking him to the curb ~ On refusing to be manipulated ~ On memorial day decor ~ On re-appropriation ~ On singing nigga ~ On sluts, whores, and lesbians ~ On filters, rules, and minor delusions ~ On fun sized advice ~ On gender studies ~ On the basics ~ On dreads ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On fun sized advice ~ On objectification ~ On cheating, identity, and the golden rule ~ On various states of ruin ~ On holograms ~ On gender, beauty, and finding yourself ~ On little sister ~ On men’s rights activists ~ On a small price to pay ~ On political correctness ~ On the one percent ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On vulnerability ~ On why ~ On transitions and condolences ~ On marriage and a manwhore ~ On fascination ~ On what I would say ~ On marginalia ~ On a shitty professor ~ On the soul ~ On cutting him off forever ~ On fucking the police ~ On this website ~ On hate and unavailable jerks ~ On a personal note ~ On a creep ~ On a slob ~ On makeovers, music, and magazines ~ On invisible children inc ~ On donating to kony 2012 ~ On whilst ~ On missing something ~ On joseph kony’s fame ~ On your doctorate in philosophy ~ On the recent change ~ On church and state ~ On fun sized advice ~ On an inferior man ~ On feminism ~ On breitbart ~ On sex and healing ~ On the real reason he bugs you ~ On sucker punch ~ On playing dress-up ~ On persona ~ On a real man ~ On being a joan ~ On getting it ~ On belief ~ On sounding like an elite liberal ~ On struggling with mortality ~ On what i would do ~ On delicious hate ~ On no big deal ~ On fun sized advice ~ On why it’s okay to feel your feelings ~ On fun sized advice ~ On the landmark forum ~ On my secret ~ On how you’re going to feel ~ On the point ~ On leaving the nest ~ On apologists ~ On coming off as racist ~ On die antwoord ~ On fun sized advice ~ On bedtime death panic ~ On letting it get to you ~ On things you do not need ~ On the evil stepmother ~ On fun sized advice ~ On dating wealth ~ On three girls who don’t get it ~ On florida or italy ~ On more fun-sized advice ~ On how to do drugs ~ On fun-sized advice ~ On need ~ On normal things people tell each other ~ On greatness and killing your ego ~ On fun sized advice ~ On showing up and picking battles ~ On letting it go ~ On a choice ~ On an unhappy marriage ~ On fun sized advice ~ On christopher hitchens ~ On what you’re owed ~ On the nice guy ~ On keeping your soul or your job ~ On your dad’s money ~ On open break-up season ~ On north vs south and east vs west ~ On teenage body issues ~ On a bit more forgiveness ~ On forgiving and forgiveness ~ On experimenting ~ On making it ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On sex and anthropology ~ On only you ~ On opening up your relationship ~ On forgiveness ~ On tomorrow ~ On vacation ~ On a very sad person ~ On fun sized advice ~ On your costume ~ On occupying wall street ~ On cancer ~ On after the third date ~ On asking the right questions ~ On fun sized advice ~ On getting healthy ~ On your weight ~ On slut shaming and more ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On guy guy girl ~ On dubious virtue ~ On fun sized advice ~ On getting your news ~ On that pregnant teenager ~ On fifteen and pregnant ~ On occupying wall street ~ On a choice ~ On a loser ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On doing playboy ~ On fun sized advice ~ On occupying wall street ~ On woo girls ~ On three phases of sex ~ On journalism class ~ On a victim’s responsibility ~ On unburdening yourself ~ On doing wonders ~ On fucking a congressman ~ On the future ~ On trust issues ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On non-consent ~ On a volunteer, a bitch, and a cutter ~ On custom wedding vows ~ On basic polyamory ~ On fun sized advice ~ On obvious advice ~ On another pregnancy ~ On a hustler ~ On mortality, babies, and pills ~ On mortality, babies, and pills ~ On not feeling guilty ~ On a word burglar ~ On a fresh drinking problem ~ On tripping balls ~ On -isms ~ On a bubbly twenty-two ~ On pageant girlfriends ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On politics, manipulation, and job security ~ On rebounds, sorority girls, and douchebags ~ On fun sized advice ~ On carmageddon ~ On fun sized advice ~ On taking care ~ On a small world ~ On saying goodbye ~ On being misguided ~ On equality ~ On your day ~ On locking the door ~ On things you can trust ~ On fun sized advice ~ On a thieving little twit ~ On five more minutes ~ On snooping ~ On all there is to say ~ On a much needed laugh ~ On crossing the borderline ~ On more favorite books ~ On baby steps ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On resentment ~ On letting him go ~ On waffles ~ On what to do ~ On backing the fuck off ~ On fun sized advice ~ On commitment ~ On the post college blahs ~ On being pathetic ~ On higher standards ~ On weinergate ~ On personal privacy ~ On appropriateness ~ On poor judgment ~ On skeezery ~ On proving my point ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On a bisexual virgin ~ On fun sized advice ~ On creepy shit ~ On the young and the lonely ~ On the seven year itch ~ On artists and drama queens ~ On nothing stopping you ~ On fun sized advice ~ On intimacy and letting go ~ On long-winded ignorance ~ On discovering your bisexuality ~ On tyler the creator ~ On the rules of attraction ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On getting the joke ~ On getting over it already ~ On professing ~ On a girl code violation ~ On losing your mom’s religion ~ On unattractive insecurities ~ On fun sized advice ~ On special snowflake disease ~ On nothing really ~ On national catharsis ~ On fun sized advice ~ On the royal wedding ~ On international shit talk ~ On seizing the day ~ On fuck you ~ On fuck you ~ On weed and a pussy ~ On sleazebags and self-loathing ~ On a forty-something fuck buddy ~ On a death in his family ~ On crazy girls and second chances ~ On unexamined monogamy ~ On fun sized advice ~ On your shallow self ~ On losing your illusion ~ On your first heartbreak ~ On getting shit done ~ On redneck in-laws ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On what coke talk would do ~ On omitting the truth ~ On ghosts ~ On my favorite books ~ On hot teen girl-on-girl action ~ On fun sized advice ~ On moving out and moving on ~ On getting unstuck ~ On fun sized coquette advice ~ On philosophers and fools ~ On pragmatic romanticism ~ On the drug war ~ On pointy-headed numnards ~ On being a grown-up ~ On profanity ~ On drawing a line ~ On fun sized advice ~ On my new boutique ~ On beginnings and endings ~ On being pretentious ~ On processing that shit ~ On a skanky situation ~ On painting over rust ~ On classy and trashy ~ On god in philosophy class ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On planned parenthood ~ On madonna and gaga ~ On a hug and a kick in the ass ~ On boundaries ~ On fucking right back ~ On remembering ~ On fun sized advice ~ On prince charming disease ~ On selling out ~ On going pro ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On beeing needy ~ On valentines ~ On plan b ~ On the day after ~ On not killing yourself ~ On using words ~ On fun sized advice ~ On fucking up big time ~ On feminism ~ On the professional ~ On meth ~ On being petty ~ On bieber fever ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On getting a prescription ~ On all you can do ~ On prime break-up season ~ On elaborating ~ On our extinction ~ On wasting time ~ On fun sized advice ~ On corinthians 13:11 ~ On your weight ~ On water cooler jesus ~ On a girl with real problems ~ On an easy choice ~ On grocery store lube ~ On the drunk girl ~ On emotional baggage ~ On where to stay ~ On hardening up ~ On conspiracy theories ~ On fun sized advice ~ On comments ~ On sowing wild oats together ~ On fake tits ~ On royally fucking up ~ On chinese mothers ~ On the size zero pill ~ On fair warning ~ On missing the point ~ On fresh meat ~ On the shit people put up with ~ On fucking around ~ On the brutal fucking truth ~ On that not so fresh feeling ~ On making it work ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On another thick skull ~ On his thick skull ~ On when not to go dutch ~ On the second coming ~ On what to do ~ On fun sized advice ~ On all there is to say ~ On trust and privacy ~ On poop ~ On my drunk style fans ~ On new years eve ~ On finding a good time ~ On taking the high road ~ On being vague ~ On how ~ On getting and being gotten ~ On not seeing the point ~ On when not to be polite ~ On fun sized advice ~ On ye of little faith ~ On being jerked around ~ On modesty ~ On pity sex ~ On dueling christmases ~ On christmas spirit ~ On discretion ~ On the center of the universe ~ On being certain ~ On the difference ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On comparing cities ~ On selling your innocence ~ On my style ~ On being a smart ass ~ On fun sized advice ~ On your mom ~ On more congratulations ~ On congratulations ~ On my wits end ~ On bad boys ~ On more fun with christians ~ On being a jerk ~ On live and let live ~ On nothing ~ On integrity ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On drawing a line ~ On easy cash ~ On how to do it with class ~ On not giving a fuck ~ On having the right ~ On not being taken ~ On getting away with it ~ On respect ~ On biological fatherlessness ~ On folk singers ~ On widows and the fatherless ~ On going out with a bang ~ On fun sized advice ~ On adderall ~ On not being pretty ~ On its own reward ~ On wikileaks ~ On fun sized fun sized advice ~ On smoking out ~ On fun sized advice ~ On the number from down under ~ On woody allen ~ On guys having no idea ~ On one sided breakups ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On our ecosystem ~ On partnership ~ On secret identity ~ On jazz ~ On fun sized advice ~ On science ~ On opening up ~ On being a sex therapist ~ On your virginity ~ On choice ~ On humiliation ~ On proving my point ~ On being closed minded ~ On family politics ~ On settling ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On your friend’s shitty band ~ On the principle of explosion ~ On cable ~ On fun with christians ~ On making a move ~ On fun sized advice ~ On ayn rand ~ On calling him on that shit ~ On her male friend ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On words and actions ~ On a package deal ~ On a broken heart ~ On owning a record shop ~ On the thought police ~ On fun sized advice ~ On a disgusting metaphor ~ On practical sociology ~ On how to piss off a feminist ~ On rescuing a fireman ~ On submission ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On actual indifference ~ On total fucking indifference ~ On learning to love yourself ~ On what you did to your hair ~ On enlightenment ~ On fun sized advice ~ On loneliness ~ On your inner child ~ On merchandising ~ On a man’s world ~ On owning that shit ~ On fun sized advice ~ On a hard day’s work ~ On the four agreements ~ On being a kept woman ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On the relationship section ~ On righteous indignation ~ On a soon-to-be working mom ~ On fun sized advice ~ On wannabe actors ~ On not being an enabler ~ On someone out there ~ On after the fireworks ~ On growing the fuck up ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On promiscuity ~ On a modern bromance ~ On girl meets girl ~ On left coast voting ~ On my methods ~ On bad planning ~ On fun sized advice ~ On more stupid teenage shit ~ On taking a guess ~ On bubbles ~ On going mainstream ~ On a ridiculous predicament ~ On sam harris and logical fallacy ~ On how do you like them apples ~ On what la does to women ~ On fun sized advice ~ On teenage love ~ On the right answer ~ On moving on with your life ~ On verbal adoration ~ On not purple ~ On purple ~ On the tyranny of self hate ~ On quitting ~ On halloween ~ On context ~ On dreaming big ~ On hesitation ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On a complicated dilemma ~ On the real issue ~ On earning your keep ~ On paying attention ~ On cocaine ~ On fun sized advice ~ On vapid people ~ On getting over an abortion ~ On creation ~ On teenage individuality ~ On monogamy and polygamy ~ On pros and cons ~ On mediocrity ~ On your dogs balls ~ On the point of relationships ~ On american english ~ On an asshole ~ On his girl best friend ~ On getting things done ~ On being ignorant ~ On disrespecting god ~ On starfucking ~ On your dream job ~ On bullshit drama ~ On bad good girls ~ On your fat wife ~ On killing mom with kindness ~ On keeping both ~ On changing the subject ~ On not getting the hint ~ On some trifling shit ~ On dealing with it ~ On eat pray love ~ On grammar ~ On freshman fantasies ~ On gifts with strings attached ~ On being confused ~ On sixteen ~ On all there is to say ~ On bad dating ~ On keeping your conscience ~ On tanning while pregnant ~ On self realization ~ On the perils of an open marriage ~ On rape fantasy ~ On trying long distance ~ On sex and molly ~ On at will employment ~ On being a female player ~ On fun sized advice ~ On cautionary tales ~ On disclaimers ~ On cocaine and self control ~ On sexual identity ~ On teenage hubris ~ On becoming a whore ~ On astrology ~ On fun sized advice ~ On std tmi ~ On the one that got away ~ On opinions and assholes ~ On projection ~ On television for kids ~ On standard issue crazy ~ On a victim mentality ~ On a certain kind of life ~ On crashing a tea party ~ On petty bullshit ~ On fixing a friendship ~ On sex ed ~ On draper or sterling ~ On old condom wrappers ~ On not giving a vegan fuck ~ On jerking it together ~ On a grumpy gramps ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On settling your own debate ~ On sex tapes and honor ~ On should it be illegal ~ On best friends in love ~ On stealing your sex tape ~ On romantic cheesballs ~ On feeling superior ~ On sounding queer ~ On drill baby drill ~ On fun sized advice ~ On being lovestoned ~ On selling your soul ~ On gay bashing trolls ~ On a boring marriage ~ On opening it up ~ On better schools ~ On penis size ~ On keeping the money ~ On my consistency ~ On what comes next ~ On selling the ring ~ On making the best of it ~ On dating older men ~ On fun sized advice ~ On ritual and tradition ~ On the arts ~ On a comeback ~ On go fuck yourself ~ On the religion of pro-life ~ On giving for its own sake ~ On date rape denial ~ On what to say ~ On vengeance upon thee ~ On balancing the scales ~ On ethical consumption ~ On commitment issues ~ On being a groupie ~ On saying i love you ~ On politically correct fashion ~ On miracles ~ On sex with girls ~ On disappointment ~ On when to start ~ On recognizing the pattern ~ On cheater’s guilt ~ On cougar sugar ~ On lashing out ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On nothing really ~ On bearing arms ~ On copyright law ~ On an unwanted pregancy ~ On my varied interests ~ On fun sized advice ~ On the thought of it ~ On neo-marxist bullshit ~ On children of the corn ~ On a wandering eye ~ On an afterlife ~ On revolution ~ On call girl gossip ~ On truth ~ On secret affairs ~ On sookie ~ On what’s inappropriate ~ On taking offense ~ On spreading your wings ~ On what to do ~ On labels ~ On bible camp ~ On smoking ~ On fun sized advice ~ On not giving blowjobs ~ On day drinking ~ On oil and blame ~ On me ~ On married coworkers ~ On marriage for citizenship ~ On embarrassment ~ On fun sized advice ~ On getting what you deserve ~ On cuddle cheating ~ On threesome date night ~ On existential crisis management ~ On fading out ~ On shutting the fuck up ~ On my permission ~ On the best girls ~ On small town politics ~ On nuking your lady parts ~ On permanent birth control ~ On making me laugh ~ On fun sized advice ~ On rebounding ~ On love and war ~ On a jezebel death match ~ On bucking the fuck up ~ On new levels of stupidity ~ On cats ~ On the brutal truth ~ On finding his inner bad boy ~ On purgatory ~ On gropers ~ On bisexual boys ~ On the nature of things ~ On cock bumps ~ On being normal ~ On not taking shit ~ On small dick ~ On giving feminism a bad name ~ On what makes you happy ~ On facing threats ~ On losing them both ~ On when to get selfish ~ On fun sized advice ~ On theology ~ On the obvious choice ~ On pissing off insecure women ~ On doing it for yourself ~ On your next career ~ On even more bad ideas ~ On more bad ideas ~ On bad ideas ~ On facebook junkies ~ On how you look at it ~ On why los angeles ~ On entry level ethics ~ On balding ~ On bisexual virgin coeds ~ On dating in los angeles ~ On three days salary ~ On finding some fresh love ~ On stupid questions ~ On the worst kind of mother-in-law ~ On redneck problems ~ On conquering uncertainty ~ On being emotionally involved ~ On ex-boyfriend soldiers ~ On annoying bitches ~ On leverage ~ On winning the argument ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On toxic girls ~ On a girl fling ~ On coachella baggage ~ On begging to differ ~ On fun sized advice ~ On being pretentious ~ On coincidences ~ On a better question ~ On being so cool ~ On my motif ~ On another crazy bitch ~ On spanking it to porn ~ On self-reflexivity ~ On happily ever after ~ On your tan and your respect ~ On just being an asshole ~ On tattoo sex ~ On fantasy vs reality ~ On irony ~ On college experimentation ~ On finding yourself in an affair ~ On pointing to the gym ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On sneaking to the doctor ~ On mother-in-law drama ~ On going your separate ways ~ On experimenting with blow ~ On fun sized advice ~ On the ex-girlfriend stash ~ On steps you can’t skip ~ On how to beat an xbox ~ On why you even bother ~ On playing vs being ~ On a quick slap ~ On the teens of today ~ On finding an equal ~ On selfish screamers ~ On grabbing a tiger by the tail ~ On locking your door ~ On online dating sites ~ On when not to be a lady ~ On fun sized advice ~ On setting your biological clock ~ On being young and stupid ~ On being a prostitute ~ On cheating ~ On trusting my math ~ On answering delicately ~ On a breach of intimacy ~ On abortion ~ On prince charming disease ~ On the little things ~ On daddy issues ~ On the drunk driving thing again ~ On sugar babies ~ On drunk driving ~ On overweight confidence ~ On just asking for it ~ On strap-on diplomacy ~ On choosing wisely ~ On fake eighties nostalgia ~ On beginner’s lube ~ On your first time(s).* ~ On extracurricular activities ~ On fun sized advice ~ On tour ~ On refocusing outward ~ On how it’s done ~ On knowing when it works ~ On being a kinky bitch ~ On hater day ~ On sticks and stones ~ On existential angst ~ On getting choked ~ On when to call it quits ~ On a cute little obsession ~ On secret evil plans ~ On third world exploitation ~ On not being a whiny bitch ~ On charisma ~ On embracing vulnerability ~ On starting a blog ~ On prostitution ~ On how not to get used ~ On the humorless and ignorant ~ On noisy neighbors ~ On me not giving a fuck ~ On not having to cum ~ On not dating ~ On your ass ~ On revenge ~ On lovers and haters ~ On christian close-mindedness ~ On herbivores ~ On expanding your mind ~ On not being crazy ~ On ending an ugly mess ~ On liking to fuck ~ On moving in together ~ On self-medicating ~ On dating ~ On even more fun sized adviced ~ On the worst kind of addict ~ On earning the grade ~ On not waiting around ~ On love ~ On irony and cliche ~ On being a teenage girl ~ On saving up for surgery ~ On respect ~ On pageants ~ On threesome math ~ On when to stop ~ On the fag hag fantasy ~ On actually breaking it off ~ On planning a delicious mistake ~ On bad ideas ~ On having it both ways ~ On pre-life crisis ~ On what to believe ~ On starting out bisexual ~ On stripping ~ On hurting the first time ~ On the other orgasm ~ On making shit official ~ On restarting your career ~ On not being sold ~ On jealousy ~ On haunted vaginas ~ On open relationships ~ On laziness ~ On girl boners ~ On my haters ~ On self worth ~ On honesty and integrity ~ On that bitch at the office ~ On your ass in the mirror ~ On life’s little mysteries ~ On lip piercing ~ On nationality ~ On the way he was raised ~ On subtlety ~ On me ~ On the whore’s fallacy ~ On giving up brain cells ~ On early grieving of a lifelong addict ~ On being too stupid for advice ~ On fighting ~ On a graceful exit ~ On contemplating murder ~ On feminism and porn ~ On a slow burn ~ On a thieving boyfriend ~ On being a third wheel ~ On whether to text first ~ On premature ejaculation ~ On how to break up ~ On bloody sex ~ On dating judgmental bores ~ On relationship training wheels ~ On lube ~ On pussy perfection ~ On your boyfriend’s crazy ex ~ On more fun sized advice ~ On post traumatic stress ~ On emotional blackmail ~ On one big lip ~ On sob stories ~ On ecstasy sex ~ On prescription drugs ~ On 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